Researchers invent covid mask just for your nose

Researchers in Mexico have invented a covid mask just for the nose. They say that it’s for time when you would otherwise wear no mask, such as when you’re drinking so much alcohol that you invent a nose-only mask, or when you’re talking to the press about your nose-only mask. Sadly, they’re too late. The Chinese have already invented this. Even my friend, Naomi, invented one.